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There are 3 kinds of lies: a small lie, a big lie and politics.

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Answering machine message: "Leave a message and I'll call you...

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An old man returns from Thailand with his new Thai bride. His new...

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What is a volcano? A mountain with the hiccups!

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Pandas are the least racist animal... They're black, white and...

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How do men sort out their laundry? Filthy and filthy but wearable.

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My family is temperamental... Half temper, half mental.

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Jersey girls aren't trash... Trash gets picked up.

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Mike: Is this a counterfeit coin? John: No, it's the riyal thing!

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What is an Israeli sea captain called? Yom Skipper

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What do you call that joint in a child's leg? A kidney

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Why did the woman take out a book while sunning at the beach? She...

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Without geometry, life is pointless.

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What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? They got...

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Girl: So what are you doing today? Guy: Your mom.

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What did one angel say to the other? "Halo"

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Why do you feel stuck with your debt? I can't budge it.