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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's...

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Why did they take the Walmarts out of Afghanistan? To make room...

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What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly...

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What happens to dead plumbers? They go down the drain!

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A lion wouldn't cheetah on its mate. But a Tiger Wood.

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Judd: How cold was it here last week? Oliver: Well, the local...

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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

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What is Woody Allen's only objection to having an Oriental lover?...

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If Harry Potter's so magical you'd think he know how to fix his...

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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?

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Never play strip poker with a nudist... they have nothing to lose.

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Why do ginger people burn so easily? It's nature's way of telling...

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"I'm in no shape to exercise."

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"I like my women the same as I like my whiskey... 20 years old and...

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What is sleep? A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.