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Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Driver: No, I...

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How does a Jewish-American Princess do it doggy style? She makes...

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What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin

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How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb? You send...

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A jury is a group of 12 people who determine which client has the...

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"I try to do my part in giving back to the community. I volunteer...

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How many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a light...

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Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid!

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nympho tells you...

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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought...

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Customer: Can I borrow Batman Forever? Blockbuster employee: No,...

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A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I...

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What is the definition of wicker box? What Elmer Fudd wants to do...

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What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am? The gooks of hazard!

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A man telephoned a New York airline office and asked "how long...

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What did the calculator say to the tree? "Got any spare roots?"

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You might be a redneck if you once got on to Jeopardy but then you...

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What stories are told by basketball players? Tall tales

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How is a heart like a musician? They both have a beat.