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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!

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Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop. Husband: I take it they were...

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He saw the snow blower...

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What do Dale Jr and global warming have in common?? 10 years...

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The Sluts Prayer...   Now I lay me down to...

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What do Lance Armstrong and Tony Montana have in common? They're...

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how come i wanna die? cause i wanna die

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A guy told his friend "3 bitches were making me sandwiches the...

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You'll be impressed with our Kan Do attitude!

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How do you know a corpse is angry? It flips its lid!

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A good friend is always there to bail you out of jail. A best...

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What do girls and camels have in common? They both have camel toes.

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What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get the clock...

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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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What do you do with a blue whale? Try to cheer him up!

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How do you make a turtle fast? Don't feed it.

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You know you're slow when you have to speed up to stop.

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How do you tell the good mushrooms from the bad? Serve them to...

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If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?