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What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with...

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What is the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

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Did you hear about the Newfie who bought an AM radio? Took him 3...

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They were having some problems funding Obamacare but they found a...

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose that is 12 inches long? Because...

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What's the difference between a straight man, a gay man, and a...

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Knock knock Who's there? Judo Judo who? Judo know what the hell...

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Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you, Oh baby I...

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Why did it take the monster 10 months to finish a book? Because he...

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What did the burrito director say after filming a scene? OK...

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How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light...

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My dream job would be driving the karma bus...

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore

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Why is it against the law to whisper? Because it isn't aloud!

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What do babies and basketball players have in common? They both...

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Boss: We're very keen on cleanliness at this company. Did you wipe...

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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.

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