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What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always...

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Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jerry Seinfeld: Why does...

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What is the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken...

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Did you hear the joke about the football game that ended...

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Christian said my jokes are baaaaa-d hes a G.O.A.T.

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Why was the black hole unpopular? Because he sucked so bad.

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How did the telephone get married? In a double ring ceremony

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I once drove across Europe in 10 days, 6 days of driving and 4...

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"Mommy, mommy! Grandma's going out!" "Well, throw on some more...

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Mattel has just announced their new street-life line of toys......

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What kinds of plates do they use on Venus? Flying saucers

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What happens when a Pollock doesn't pay the garbage bill? They...

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A bloke stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then...

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Who won the zombie race? It was dead even.

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What does a crocodile call a giraffe with three legs? Lunch. What...