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Why is it called a litter of puppies? Because they mess up the...

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Yo mama so ugly if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

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What is the new low-fat Christian wafer called? "I Can't Believe...

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The advantage in being a failure in show business is you never...

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Who is the world's greatest athlete? The guy who finishes first...

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What is the new Chinese cookbook called? 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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You know you're in Florida when all of the cars in front of you...

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Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

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Knock knock Who's there? Stu Stu who? Stu cold out here! Let me in!

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What do you call a 300-pound stripper? Broke!

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather? An...

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A man with an alligator walks into a bar... Man: Do you serve...

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Elf: Why do Dasher and Dancer take so many coffee breaks? Santa:...

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What do you get if you cross a lion and a tiger? Mauled!

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I just made a new word it is plagiarism

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I AM A TURTLE AND IM CROSSING THE ROAD BUT THERE MEASURING IT SO I...

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What do you call a midget fortune teller who escapes from...