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Why don't you see any penguins in Britain? They're afraid of Wales.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil...

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A...

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How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to...

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Where do nudists go fishing? Moon River

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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? They're trying to get...

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When in Rome be an awkward bastard and do as the Belgians do!

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What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? Hello, Hello

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A primary teacher was teaching and was taking the class of tiny...

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"I joined Bachelors Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting...

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Why did the bad comedian tell the same jokes 3 nights running? The...

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one...

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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world just become a hockey goalie?

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How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape.

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Why did the spy cross the road? He was never really on your side.