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What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

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What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

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Woman: I want a refund for this poundcake! Baker: Why's...

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What do you call a Bulldog and Shitzu mix? Bullshit

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Why do they call them "apartments" if they're all stuck together?

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The probability of survival is proportional to the angle of arrival.

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"Down the Stream the Swans All Glide" by Spike Milligan: Down the...

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...

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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M

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Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball

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Did you hear about the guy who was half Irish and half...

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A person who speaks 2 languages is bilingual. A person who speaks...

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Good: You and your husband agree... no more kids. Bad: You can't...

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Wife: I love you. Husband: Is that you or the wine talking? Wife:...

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What is the study of soda carbonation? Fizzics

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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...

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What is brown, wrinkled and lives in the bell tower? The lunchbag...