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Don't marry a tennis player; love means nothing to them.

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Antique Shop Owner: How can I help you? Blonde Customer: So what's...

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How does a woman in Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.

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Why are all black people fast? All the slow ones are in jail.

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What does a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common? They both...

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There was something about you that I liked but you spent it...

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An Eskimo girl spent the night with her boyfriend. The next...

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60% of Orientals have cataracts. The other 40% drive Lincoln...

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? "Satisfaction...

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"Epsilon time since I saw you last."

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In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. After that,...

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"I've never had a need to get married. I have a dog that growls...

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...

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What's the good thing about having Alzheimer's? You get to meet...

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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? None....

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"I'm a Republican because not everyone can be on welfare."

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What do you call a disco full of epileptics? A foam party

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What's black and sitting at the top of the staircase? A paraplegic...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Ralph Ralph who? Ralph Ralph Ralph, its a...

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Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!