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Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

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What do they call a French kiss in France?

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What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape

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You answer me but I never ask you questions. What am I? A telephone

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Kelly: I have a new job at a bowling alley. George: Tenpin? Kelly:...

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What is a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat!

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The auditor tells the taxpayer "I'm afraid we can't let you deduct...

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Did you hear Danica Patrick was arrested for drugs? They found...

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Why did the cannibal decide to become a missionary? If you can't...

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What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? The tie...

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How do 2 programmers make money? One writes viruses and the other...

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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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"Learn from your parents' mistakes... use birth control!"

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This isn't funny. Bulimia is a serious disease that people are...

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What cheese is made backwards? Edam

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What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol

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Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

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Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a...

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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children? "If...