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Why did the orange stop crossing the road? It ran out of juice.

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"I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way!"

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Why did the librarian slip on the library floor? She was in the...

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None...

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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to...

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Discourage Inbreeding... Ban Country Music

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What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? Both need a hoe to...

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What does NASA stand for? No Aliens Seen Again

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Did you hear about the new "Dial-A-Prayer" phone service for...

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Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

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Why do surgeons wear masks? If one of them makes a mistake nobody...

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Secretary: One of the patients in the waiting room started a...

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These vanity license plate combinations are actually banned in...

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Why did Fortune never get pregnant? She didn't want to have...

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?

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What is the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther...

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What did the glasses maker call his shop when he moved to an...

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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to...

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What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with John the...