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Yo mama glasses so thick she burns ants with them.

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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Sirius Black is some hip hop station...

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta away. He...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They...

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What did one strawberry say to the other? If you hadn't been so...

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What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over!!

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Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

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How many US Marines does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One...

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Patient: I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help...

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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!

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"My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom."

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How do baseball players stay cool? Sit next to their fans.

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Why do some men name their penis? They don't like having a...

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What is the definition of an optimist? A folk musician with a...

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How do you get a blonde pregnant? Come in her shoes and let the...

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

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What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists...

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot