Answer 1

A riddle is not a joke. When a small child says they have a joke...

Answer 2

What do you call the costume of a one-legged ballerina? A one-one

Answer 3

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy...

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What does an impotent man eat for breakfast? Nut 'n Raisin Honey

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What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke

Answer 8

How come we choose from 2 people for President but 50 for Miss...

Answer 9

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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Why did the little tomato drop out of school? He could never ketchup.

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Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.

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Do narcoleptics ever suffer from insomnia?

Answer 14

If you want to know more about paranoids follow them around.

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You know you're addicted to coffee when you forget to unwrap a...

Answer 16

What's pink, soft, and never moves? Stephen Hawking's slippers.

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Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.

Answer 18

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

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What is a monkey's favorite month? Ape-ril

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