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"I've got nothing against Mormons but I wouldn't want my sisters...

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What did the master say to his confused disciple? "That was Zen,...

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What is the new low-fat Christian wafer called? "I Can't Believe...

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Did you hear about the new "Dial-A-Prayer" phone service for...

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What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with John the...

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What does a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common? They both...

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through the holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nun: It was a habit.

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What's black, crispy, and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc

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I held a festival of peace and meditation. My neighbors complained...

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What did one angel say to the other? "Halo"

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Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven? Because he woke...

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How does a Jewish-American Princess do it doggy style? She makes...

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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought...

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The Sluts Prayer...   Now I lay me down to...

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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ, and a picture of...

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3 truths in religion... - Jews do not recognize Jesus as the...