Answer 1

The bartender asked a man why he always looks at the photo in his top pocket before ordering a drink. He told him "it's a photo of my ex-wife. I know it's time to stop drinking when she begins to look attractive."

Answer 2

Men hang out a lot at bars for one of two reasons. They have no wife to go home to... or they do.

Answer 3

A guy says to his friend "I got in trouble with the wife again -- she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."

Answer 4

What do all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.

Answer 5

A beautiful woman walks up to a man sitting at a bar and whispers in his ear "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He starts going through his pockets and pulls out a ten, two fives, a twenty and ten ones. He shoves the money into her hands and says "Here... go paint my house!"

Answer 6

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says "What's this - some kind of joke?"

Answer 7

If at first you don't succeed buy her another drink...

Answer 8

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for some good-looking female flies. One sees a cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit. He dives down toward her and asks "hello, is this stool taken?"

Answer 9

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Answer 10

How is a singles bar different from a circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Answer 11

Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.

Answer 12

Answer 13

Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you...

Answer 14

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says ''Sorry we don't...

Answer 15