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Beer jokes

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None. It should be open when the bitch brings it to you!

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How many light beer drinkers does it take to change a light bulb?
About 1/3 less than for a regular bulb

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"Honey, I'm sorry, I can't hear you without a beer in my hand!"

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Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore!

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Alcohol is not the answer.
Alcohol is the question.
Yes is the answer.

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Drinking jokes

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10 jokes

Bar jokes

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How is a singles bar different from a circus? At the circus the...

3 jokes

Wine jokes

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Wife: I love you. Husband: Is that you or the wine talking? Wife:...

5 jokes

Alcoholic jokes

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Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you...

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Tequila jokes

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