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What do men's brains and the prison system have in common?
Not enough cells
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Why doesn't it matter how often a married man changes jobs?
He always ends up with the same boss.
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What did God say after creating man?
"I can do so much better."
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Why do women like a man in uniform?
He's already used to taking orders.
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What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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What is the most useful part of a man?
His wallet
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Men are all the same but they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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A man will buy his football tickets 4 months in advance but wait until Dec. 24th to do his Christmas shopping.
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Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's unused.
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"Ladies, you might as well go for younger men. They never mature anyway..."
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What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy
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What is the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know. I've never seen either!
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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy and socially dead.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know. It's never happened!
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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What is the difference between a man and ET?
ET phoned home.
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"He's a man of rare gifts; he hasn't given one in years."
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Why don't men mind their own business?
No mind and no business.
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What do you call a man who just lost his brain?
Divorced
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How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Men are like lava lamps... They're fun to look at but not all that bright.
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For every handsome guy out there there's a woman that can't stand him anymore.
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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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