Answer 1

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.

Answer 2

Why is Dracula a good artist?
Because he's so good at drawing blood!

Answer 3

How did the ghost say goodbye to Dracula?
So long sucker!

Answer 4

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Bloodhound

Answer 5

Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice ghoul.

Answer 6

How did Dracula describe his girlfriend?
"It was love at first bite."

Answer 7

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend?
They remained just good fiends.

Answer 8

Can vampires donate blood?

Answer 9

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

Answer 10

Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

Answer 11

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Answer 12

Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse