Answer 1

Where do ghosts go out?
Where they can get sheet-faced!

Answer 2

What streets are ghosts always driving down?
Dead ends

Answer 3

What do you get if you squeeze a sick ghost?
A hand full of sheet!

Answer 4

How do ghosts begin writing letters?
"Tomb it may concern"

Answer 5

Why did the girl ghost go on a diet?
To keep her ghoulish figure.

Answer 6

When do ghosts do their shopping?
When there's a white sale.

Answer 7

What happened when a ghost ordered a whiskey at the local bar?
The bartender told him "Sorry but we don't serve spirits here!"

Answer 8

What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
"Show your spirit!"

Answer 9

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright.

Answer 10

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.

Answer 11

When did the ghost have to stop scaring people?
He lost his haunting license.

Answer 12

What does a ghost not need in his house?
A living room

Answer 13

What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
Look at the board and I will go through it again!

Answer 14

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Answer 15

Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.

Answer 16

Answer 17

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

Answer 18

Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

Answer 19

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...