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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
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Ghoul 1: You don't look too good today.
Ghoul 2: I know. I feel dead on my feet.
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