Clean Ghost jokes

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What should you say when you meet a ghost?
''How do you boo, sir?"

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What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer

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Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "the other side"

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What do ghosts call their parents?
Deady and Mummy

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Why kinds of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

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Why is the letter 'G' so scary?
It turns a host into a ghost.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.