Answer 1

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers Disease?
Her IQ goes up!

Answer 2

What does a blonde say after sex?
Thanks Guys!

Answer 3

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Butter is difficult to spread.

Answer 4

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

Answer 5

What is the smartest blonde?
A golden retriever.

Answer 6

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An airbag.

Answer 7

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

Answer 8

What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

Answer 9

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

Answer 10

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant

Answer 11

How do you know a blonde likes you?
She screws you 2 nights in a row!

Answer 12

What do blondes have against condoms?
Their cheeks

Answer 13

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right?
Nothing. They've never met.

Answer 14

What do you call a blonde who lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced

Answer 15

What do you call 100 blondes sitting in a circle?
A dope ring

Answer 16

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries!

Answer 17

How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde

Answer 18

Knock Knock Whos there? Ralph Ralph who? Ralph Ralph Ralph, its a...

Answer 19

A blonde was so sick of people making fun of her for being a...

Answer 20

Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde:...

Answer 21

Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists? The other 98% are...

Answer 22

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? She...