Answer 1

What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs

Answer 2

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
He didn't have the guts.

Answer 3

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.

Answer 4

Who took over when the grave diggers went on strike?
A skeleton crew!

Answer 5

Why did the skeleton stop going to school?
His heart wasn't in it.

Answer 6

What a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trombone

Answer 7

Why don't skeletons eat spicy food?
They can't stomach it.

Answer 8

Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a bonehead.

Answer 9

Why aren't any skeletons famous?
They're a bunch of no bodies.

Answer 10

What do you call a horny skeleton?

A boner!

Answer 11

What is a young skeleton?

A skeleteen!

Answer 12

Why couldn't the skeleton tell a joke?

Answer: He left his funny bone at home!

Answer 13

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

Answer 14

Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

Answer 15

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Answer 16

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

Answer 17

Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse