Answer 1

How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes.

Answer 2

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill!

Answer 3

What do you call a woman who lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced

Answer 4

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!

Answer 5

What is the difference between a woman and a coffin?
You come in one and go in the other.

Answer 6

Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is gently licking the sides. The second is putting her whole mouth over the top and bobbing up and down. The third is running her tongue all over it and using her teeth every once in a while. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring!

Answer 7

Why did God give women 2 sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time!

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Answer 9

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing… you already told her twice.

Answer 10

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Answer 11

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Answer 12

Why haven't women landed on the moon?
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Answer 13

Why did God create man first?
So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

Answer 14

Who created women?
It must have been the government. The playground is too close to the sewer.

Answer 15

Why do women wear black underwear?
They're mourning for the stiff that they buried the night before.

Answer 16

Terry: What's your favorite book?
Ann: My husband's checkbook.

Answer 17

What's the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Answer 18

Why do women talk so much?
Because they have 2 sets of lips!

Answer 19

What do women have in common with hurricanes?
When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car.

Answer 20

What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar all night buying drinks just so he can go home and screw a pig!

Answer 21

What does a 75-year old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year old doesn't?
Her navel

Answer 22

How do you know it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants. If you have a penis, it's not time!

Answer 23

What have a woman and a condom got in common?
They both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick!

Answer 24

What do women and rocks have in common?
If they're flat skip them.

Answer 25

Women may not hit harder but they hit lower!

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Answer 29

Women are the reason I look both ways on a one-way street.

Answer 30

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Answer 31

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