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What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead just bought a car. Which one...

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the...

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"All the time I was in the Navy my wife sent me these nagging...

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Why is 6 feet the minimum height for the Coast Guard? So they can...

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If a boat carrying Robert Pressley, Geoff Bodine, and John...

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How do you know when a NASCAR car is broke down? it turns...

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If history repeats itself I'm getting a dinosaur.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.

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Welcome to Kentucky... Set your watch back 20 years!

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Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate. Police Officer:...

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None....

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Why was the baby Jesus not born in Iowa? They couldn't find 3 wise...

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Why did they outlaw "the wave" in Michigan? Two Wolverines drowned.

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Jan: Do these pants make me look fatter? Sandra: No. I mean, how...

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? They all have phones.

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What is black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in...

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Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.