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What word has the most letters in it? Alphabet

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can...

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"I used to be a professional fisherman but then I discovered I...

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"I've never flown before," the nervous old lady said to the pilot....

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A man walks into a book shop. He asks the woman behind the counter...

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They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...

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Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If...

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The leaders of the Banker's Union are men of principle who always...

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How do you break a hillbilly's finger? Punch him in the nose!

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I wish my grass was emo cause then it would cut itself!

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Make love and war... Fuck your enemy!

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If the weather man says there's a 50% chance of rain does that...

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Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama and she said "is it in...

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Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

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Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

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Yo mama teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!

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