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Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop...

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What did the lion say to his friends before they went out hunting...

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Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

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Student: How's your history paper coming? Friend: Well, my history...

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Why are opinions like assholes? Everyone has them, and they all...

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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs and what's in...

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Knock knock Who's there? Albie Albie who? Albie darned, a funny joke!

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Female Worker: I'd like to get something off my chest. Manager:...

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What does a math teacher eat? Square meals

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What vegetables to librarians like? Quiet peas!

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What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares

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If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.

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Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?

Answer 19

Don't argue with a fool. Spectators can't tell the difference.

Answer 20

I had a TV Show about trees but it got axed.