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What is the difference between oral sex and sushi? The rice

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What is the fastest country in the world? Rush-a

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Scientists have just discovered something that does the work of...

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"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4...

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Golfer: "Caddy, how do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir,...

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What did the fireman have with his soup? Firecrackers

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What happens if you touch a faulty wire? You get a shock

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He said: I'm about to make you the happiest woman in the...

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it...

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Answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana press the...

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What did the woman do when she couldn't find a singing...

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What is the definition of a nerd? Someone who has their own alto...

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Why can't Frankenstein have children? His nuts are in his neck!

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Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

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"Had lunch with the Surgeon General last week. Great guy. I bummed...

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"Prison food is very tasty. I got out 10 years ago and I can still...

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Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.