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Gravity sucks.

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Most guests on daytime TV shows are women. The problem is less...

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What type of phone do aliens use? A Samsung Galaxy 4

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my...

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"If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? So he could...

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How do you Circumcise a Red Neck? Kick his sister in the Mouth!

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What do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth...

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"The first thing that struck me when I got to Paris was a damn bus!"

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A mailman gets into fender bender with another driver, the driver...

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You might be an engineer if you look forward to Christmas only to...

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You know you're having a bad day when you take an advance on your...

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Little Johnny: Dad, where did I get all of my intelligence come...

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Did you hear about the painter who was fired for dropping things...

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are YOU shaking?...

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If all automobiles in the country were pink what would we have? A...

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Is it a bad thing when you Google something and it comes back...

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold...

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Did you hear about the nun that went on a fishing trip with 3...

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Customer: This lobster has only one claw. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir....