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J.R. Tolkien enjoyed writing fairy tales so much it became a Hobbit...

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Confucius say... Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get...

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Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

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How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? "So...

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what is the best advert for gun control in America? Footage of...

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Hotel Clerk: Do you have reservations? Customer: What do I look...

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than...

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You might be an accountant if your idea of trashing your hotel...

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Congress does some strange things. It puts a high tax on liquor...

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Knock knock whos there? Go fuck yourself

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Knock knock Who's there? No one because you have no friends!

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Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

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Yo mama house so small when she dropped a Kleenex and had...

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Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

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What do you call a Pollock with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick

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Why do brunettes have to pay $2,000 more for a boob job? Because...

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What did the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed? Cookie sheets!