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"I used to be a writer but I couldn't stand the paperwork."

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What do you call an Australian farmer with a sheep under each...

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What is Iraq? A good place to take a shiite

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Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?

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What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A know-it-all bitch

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When women like younger men they're cougars. When men like younger...

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What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!

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What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeak

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How many parachutes do we have?

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An Engineering Major asks "How does it work?" A Science Major asks...

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How will history remember Bill Clinton? The President who was...

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Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose.

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If your father is a poor man it's your fate. If your father-in-law...

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Guess what planet I'll destroy next, it's Uranus!

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What's a penis's favorite recipe? Tummy pancakes!

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Good girls are just bad girls that never get caught.

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I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it.