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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because...

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"I'm a Proctologist. I work with assholes all day!"

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How do you make 4 old ladies say "FUCK!?" Get a 5th to yell "BINGO!"

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What did the mechanical engineer do when an air conditioning pipe...

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What's a lunatic way to loose weight? Land on the moon!

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What looks like half a hamster? The other half

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What did the vagina say to the penis? So do you cum here often?

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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

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You can mess with your co-workers by secretly switching the coffee...

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What magazine do gangsters hate? Life

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Why do men always want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism!

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What is the difference between like, love and hate? Spit, swallow,...

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What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

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What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid!

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You must've been born on the highway cuz that's where most...

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What is an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack

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Why do 2 skunks argue? They like to kick up a stink.