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What did Paul say when a ghost came in? I'm looking through you!

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What vegetable has rhythm? Beet

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You know you're drinking too much when you fall off the floor.

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Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you...

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how do dolphins get high????? they puff-a-fish

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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped.

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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip!

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John and his kids walk into a bar after driving there bog standard...

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No presents this year  

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Mother Superior: I must tell everyone something. We have a case of...

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I opened up a meme the other day and it made me want to kill...

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"I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop at any time!"

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"I tried to daydream but my mind kept wandering."