Answer 1

"It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right!"

Answer 2

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 3

Yo mama so black she goes to funerals naked.

Answer 4

make a pig noise obnoxiously loud.

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Yo mama so greasy when she tried to squeeze through the door they...

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yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed

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Yo mama so lazy she has a stay-at-home job and still can't get to...

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Yo mama so dirty on her job application it said "Position Wanted"...

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yo mamma so skinny when she was walking down the street they...

Answer 11

Don't argue with a fool. Spectators can't tell the difference.

Answer 12

You know you're a loser when you drop out of the Origami Club...

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Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 14

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 15

Yo mama house so small when she dropped a Kleenex and had...

Answer 16

What do you call a Pollock with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick

Answer 17

Why do brunettes have to pay $2,000 more for a boob job? Because...

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Answer 20

What will it take to shut you up? Let me guess... my dick.