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Where do you take a sick potato? To a MASH unit

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What do you call the girl on a trombone player's arm? A tattoo

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Hal: I decided to give up the saxophone. Vince: Was it too hard to...

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My New Year's resolution is to look at the glass as half full,...

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What is the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first.

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Why did the Army soldiers tire so quickly? They were wearing fatigues.

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What is it called when you are "at one" with your computer? Nerdvana

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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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Three guys are stranded on a desert island when they find a magic...

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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes why do some people...

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During the government shutdown nonessential White House employees...

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Why was the cow bummed when the cat ran away with the spoon? He...

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Don: I have the perfect son. Frank: Does he smoke? Don:...

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You know you're from Maryland if you got your 1st lacrosse stick...