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Did you hear about the poor fortune teller? He's not making much...

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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to...

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Who pays $2 for a bottle of Evian water? Spell "Evian" backwards...

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If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, then why did they write a...

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When a knight was killed in battle what sign did they put on his...

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This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a...

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An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...

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What is green and jumps around in your garden? A spring onion

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Son: Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire! Mom: Shut up... now get some...

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Hotel receptionists are a bit inappropriate, aren't they? They all...

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Throwing glass is wrong in some people's eyes.

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"I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative!"

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A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W...

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1st Boy: What would you do if a girl kissed you? 2nd Boy: I'd kiss...

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Teacher: This homework appears to be in your father's...

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