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All work and no play will make you a manager.

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I lost it while I was fighting this kid who said you weren't the...

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Why did God create yeast infections? So women would know what it...

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"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog

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Half of American shoppers buy gift cards at Christmas. The other...

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How do you make an egg roll? You push it.

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What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? No one...

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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.

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"I didn't like this haircut but it's starting to grow on me."

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Why do mummies have so few friends? They're all wrapped up in...

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes...

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Why did Michael Jackson like 28-year-olds? Because there were 20...

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Ron: That MILF says you have a bad attitude. Chad: Fuck her! Ron:...

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Born Moderately Wealthy

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make a pig noise obnoxiously loud.

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When did Julius Caesar die? A couple days before his funeral.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and...

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