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A gay guy is cruising in a gay bar. He finds a hot guy, they...

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Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.

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Where there's a will there's 400 relatives.

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What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes

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Why do marble statues look so mean? They have hearts of stone.

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T-shirt: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet!

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What do you call a bear with no parents? Rupert the Bastard

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What do you call a stoner epileptic? Shake and Bake

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Why should you invite a giraffe over for Christmas? To put the...

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knock knock Who's there? disguise Disguise who disguise your boyfreind

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yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed

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Yo mama so lazy she has a stay-at-home job and still can't get to...

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Yo mama so dirty on her job application it said "Position Wanted"...

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yo mamma so skinny when she was walking down the street they...

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T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!

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Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde:...

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists? The other 98% are...