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What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

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Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse

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Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's...

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....

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If a white woman in the Army is a WAC what is a black woman in the...

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Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?

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What is the difference between driving in the fog and eating...

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What did the pen say to the pencil? So? What's your point!?

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Why did white people own slaves? They weren't strong enough to...

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"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...

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Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that...

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Why do people point at their wrist when they ask you what time it...

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"It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right!"

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I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm....

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What is in front of a woman and at the back of a cow? The letter "w"

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"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said...