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What do you call a female magician? Trixie
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What came after the Stone Age and the Bronze Age? The sausage
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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
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Sign at the front desk of a sperm bank: "Thank you for coming"
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How did Liberaces asshole get burned? By extinguishing his candelabra.
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Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.
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What does a female snail say during sex? Faster, faster, faster!
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