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What does a math teacher eat? Square meals

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What vegetables to librarians like? Quiet peas!

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What is an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack

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An Engineering Major asks "How does it work?" A Science Major asks...

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Teacher: This homework appears to be in your father's...

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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped.

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What is the fastest country in the world? Rush-a

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Twerking and Selfie were just added to the dictionary. Future and...

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What word has the most letters in it? Alphabet

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Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate. Police Officer:...

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I just made a new word it is plagiarism

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Without geometry, life is pointless.

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How many boy scouts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three....

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Why did the professor get in a horrible wreck? He was grading...

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What did the calculator say to the tree? "Got any spare roots?"

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Did you hear about the homeschooling mom who talked to...

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How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...

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How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light...