Answer 1

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.

Answer 2

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

Answer 3

Vampire 1: I once went so long without fresh blood I nearly died.
Vampire 2: How awful!
Vampire 1: Yes, luckily I found some in the neck of time.

Answer 4

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

Answer 5

What did the mother vampire say to the baby vampire?
"You're driving me batty!"

Answer 6

How do girl vampires flirt?
They bat their eyes.

Answer 7

What did the vampire say to his dentist?
Fangs very much

Answer 8

What kind of ships do vampires have?
Blood vessels

Answer 9

Can vampires donate blood?

Answer 10

Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.

Answer 11

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Answer 12

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

Answer 13

Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.